ThePerksOfBeingAnIndividual.
OMG.
OMG.
Cartel and New Found Glory tomorrow.
I’m not sure if I could be more excited for tomorrow.
Cincinnati is the greatest city.
I’M SEEING THEM ON THE 7th!
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
(via too-midget-for-you)
where did George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
no in his army camps,i don’t think u understand what an army is
(via thegirloffireandthorns)
For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)
(via fergussonweblogxz)
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
(via superlockthetardis)
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via jamesonfeels)
